OFB Wishlist

It’s been a while since I posted a whislist .OFB leeched al sorts of goodies from techblog .
So brace yourself for some of the OFB favorites.

First up – THE beerbelly:
This will defiantly come in handy when going to watch a game of Rugby or any sport where the alcoholic beverages is not allowed
The ups: It holds 2.5 litres of that ¾ vodka and ¼ OJ and you look just like someone with a beerbelly
The downs:If you already have one (beerbelly) it’s not for you

No 2 - Beer pouring robot:
At the push of a button R2-D2 will open the can and pour you the perfect cold one
Ups: I rest my case
Downs: Drinkers have to upgrade this genius device as alcohol resistance builds up

No3 - Brief Safe
Underwear with a secret compartment complimented with a “screeching halt” skid mark
The ups:No one wants to touch the laundry basket when they decide to raid your place

No 4 – The Nap helmet
Taking the subway to work and back becomes a pleasure

No 5 – Samsung creditcard sized phone
All the latest tech and it’s packaged to fit very comfortably into your pocket

No 6 – Toshiba HDD phone
4 GB hard drive phone -stores up to 2000 songs (HE-AAC - High-Efficiency Advanced Audio Coding) and comes standard with all the hi-tech out there

No 7 - Human-head knife block
For all the psycho’s out there - Think of that person that really makes your day and take the bore out of your kitchen - gruesome humor

No 8 - 3Gbps SATA II Hard Drives
This one breaks the speed barrier

No 9 - 4 GB-fingerprint-USB-flash-drive
All the space required and its all secure – well that’s until someone really hardcore chops you finger off!!!