Chuck Norris – The Sequel

OOO featured the first one quite a while back and we know that every one had enough of Mr. T and Chuck but we got the sequel from our contributor in Australia and the OFB decided to do the bandwagon thing and post it - Here's the Chucko facts II :

1. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity -twice.
3. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name curedthis man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
5. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had To pay taxes ever.
6. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
8. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
9. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
10. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
11. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.
12. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.